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Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
9:31 pm - I love you too canon.
S-So the new side story for Ikkitousen was just translated by anonymous and. The plot is that a magic box (which is not full of candy, Hakufu >\) has caused the Nanyo gang to BODYSWITCH. And uh.

God Ryomou you are so full of fail. I mean seriously. Cut for images!Collapse )

I am out of words.

current mood: OTL

(3 new eyepatches || you're sooo good)

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
12:24 pm - JJ HAS HIJACKED THIS ACCOUNT BECAUSE IT WAS LEFT LOGGED IN ON HER LAPTOP
I AM USING THIS ACCOUNT FOR EVIL.




:D

current mood: excited

(you're sooo good)

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
10:10 am - BOOOIIIIIINNGGG
I could essay on sexuality or on the magatama or something relevant and dare I say it, bordering on important. Instead, I am comparing measurements. Which is also very important. No, really.Collapse ) This was completely worth the time it took to cap all those profiles.

current mood: amused

(2 new eyepatches || you're sooo good)

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
9:52 am - Rock the dragon . . . ?
... And now, a hideously long summary. In other words, the answer to the question "What the hell do you keep talking about dragons for, moron?" version 2.0

More than you ever wanted to know about how and why Ryomou has a dragon. Sometimes known as volumes nine and ten.Collapse )

And so ends the "How" and "Why" portion of our programme! Now hear what this means for you.

Like all dragons, Ryomou's is out for blood. If she loses that eye patch, run. That's all that keeps her from raping everyone in sight. All of her normal abilities, which are pretty goddamn fabulous, are made better by the influence of the dragon. She... even rips off someone's arm when it wakes for the first time, so. Yeah. When it's ascendant, she just goes from one person to the next, ripping and destroying.

It's not a nice dragon, folks.

Oh, and about the eye patch? It's not just there for the lulz. It's actually a seal made by Master Choushou to keep the dragon locked up and asleep. Ryomou losing this or having it destroyed makes for a risky situation; there's almost no stopping a rampaging dragon unless you can, as Hakufu said, knock them the fuck out or call to them emotionally.

Can you fight her like that? Oh, sure. But you're in for a world of pain if you aren't mad skilled.

Can you win against her? If you're good enough to take her down, then yes. You stand a better chance just knocking her out at the start so nothing terrible happens, though.

Can you pull off her eye patch and try to bring it out? W-Why would you want that yes. This is, however, a great way to piss her off and you'll have to ask first. I am a notoriously big whore, though, so I will probably say FUCK YEAH and go for it.

Is this helpful? I hope so. As always, hop aboard for questions.

(you're sooo good)

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007
9:07 pm - Stats and permissions
Name: Ryomou Shimei
Age: 17ish. She's a junior in high school? Yes.
Hair: Blue.
Eyes: Right eye is green, left is under a patch and is... silvery grey.
Height: Around 5'3" I CALLED IT 160 cm (5'3)
Weight: Still dunno!
Measurements: 85/58/86
Bloodtype: A

Medical info: Ryomou has this bad habit of nearly killing herself. A lot. So she's got a lot of repetitive injuries to the same joints---her hips and ankles, in particular. And she keeps stressing and aggravating the same places. Not only is this killing her, but she's been possessed and is now in harmony with a dragon; it keeps her alive so it an continue to live in and kill her. Think of it as the most badass parasite ever and you'll get it.

Physical Traits: She has a mole on her lower left cheek, and also! Eyepatch! Well it's not so much physical as it is always there. Anyway. Should she lose that eyepatch, her veins will pop out and her eyes will get slitty and you will know something is up, rest assured, because she will be POSSESSED BY A VENGEFUL DRAGON.

What's Okay to Mention: ... Yeah she's good with anything. If she had any real questions about her life she could flip open a history book. Living someone else's life is hard.

Notes For the Psychics: Internal struggle between stupidity and cowardice, according to the anime. We... don't talk about TokyoPop. We just don't. Tends to reminisce about her past failures and defeats a lot and struggles to comprehend why she has to live someone else's life. Can you still have existential emo when you're a reincarnation? There is also a dragon dwelling within her.

Abilities: Wrestling moves/joint and ligature attacks/the ability to paralyze you. Right now. She's a streetfighter and a really, really good one at that. When she goes berserk, she aims to kill. A lot.

Shapeshift/bodyswap/etc.: ... oh God, yes.

Hugging/Kissing/Nicknaming/Groping: I WILL BE INSULTED IF YOU DO NOT. By which I mean go ahead.

Fighting: Yes. She will be doing this a lot, I imagine.

Maiming/Killing/Death: Maim and beat as you wish buuut I will have to vote no on the killing, as there are Issues involving the dragon and everything. But if it really makes you sad you can kill Davy Jones in her place.

Cooking: I somehow doubt it. I CALLED IT AGAIN thank you canon.

(you're sooo good)

Friday, October 26th, 2007
12:46 pm - RAPE MEEE RAPE ME MY FRIEND RAPE MEEE AGAIN
Character: Ryomou Shimei
Series: Ikki Tousen (Battle Vixens)
Age: 17ish
Canon: Once upon a time in the far-far-away land known as "China," three ancient kingdoms went to war. Fast forward 1800 years and you'll find that the same warriors (known better as "Toushi") are still involved in some high-octane showdowns. Now that they've been reincarnated in modern-day Japan, of course, it's safe to assume that not all things have stayed the same. Many major changes have gone under way---the styles, the battles, the bust sizes, all that good stuff.

Ryomou Shimei (Japanese for Lü Meng Zhiming) is no exception to change. She is a fairly calm, laid-back and cold girl on the outside, with an unfortunate tendency to get upset over the little things. Even though she is a top-ranked Toushi, she still has her ups and downs, due mostly to her school's previous and current leaders---one was a coward and one is an idiot; picking a role model is hard. Her MPD (multiple-personality disorder) doesn't help. When fighting, Ryomou becomes a complete psychosexual who enjoys things like paralyzing and strangling her opponents just for fun.


Sample app:

You really couldn't go any further out of your way to make a girl feel less at home, huh?

To think, I wasn't even completely sure of that until a few minutes ago. I even spent the better part of an hour trying to get around this trash-heap. What a waste of time. You really might wanna work on your welcome a bit. It blows. Then again, maybe you've got a running theme going---but I'm not convinced that "stupid" counts as a theme. I guess it's not really a crime though, so you're all free to go, was that the deal? Whatever.

Anyway, these fliers? I don't appreciate having them thrown at my face. And to top it all off, they're stupid. Whoever reads them is stupid. I don't even want to know about anyone who could possibly take this seriously. Look at this---"Burn Calories Faster; Set Yourself On Fire!" That's. . . not how it works. I can't think of anything I'd want to happen less. Not even "The Rainbow Connection: Finding Love In Your Own Locker-Room." Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not interested. The worst one's still probably this garbage here---"Explain Your N.I.P.P.L.E.S."

So sue me if I don't feel the need to share with the class if I have a "Need for Immediate Panty rePlacement Lest Everyone See." It's just the opposite. Like hell am I going to make that public! What is it they say, that gossip is for the birds? And if that one with the giant beak can't shut up about me bringing out the dishes so I can get served, I will kill it. It won't suffer. Probably.

Too bad I can't promise the same thing for your friend in the monkey suit over there. Think I won't break you, is that it? Try me. Yeah, I bet you'd like that. You would, wouldn't you? Too bad. Get a straw and suck it up for all I care. You and everything else near that lake just aren't worth it. Like I need anything from anyone camping out next to a giant wannabe night-light, but definitely not from you.

No, idiot, I'm not interested in anything you have to say about clear-cutting your bush. Or multiple bushes either, for that matter. . . . I said quit it already. Or do you wanna play a little rough? That's fine. Here, let me show you how that's done. Can you say "brain stem trauma," boys and girls?

Thaaat's it. I knew you could. So since you like the damn wood so much, how about I show you a little lumberjacks' treevenge, huh? Let's see who pops who first.

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Ha ha ha oh wow 91%.

(3 new eyepatches || you're sooo good)


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